I’m still unemployed.
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^^^^^^^THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD
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Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude
He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar
2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.
You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
I GO THROUGH THIS PROBLEM EVERYTIME I KILL A BUG
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my sexual orientation:
older european actors
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
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That awkward moment when someone asks you for directions on campus… but you’ve never even heard of the building
#largeuniversityproblems
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